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A mile- wide asteroid can mostly burn up in the atmosphere, causing it. A river from a burst dam can exactly keep pace with a pickup truck for. It will then obligingly pause as the pickup truck. When a raging river washes over a pickup truck on a bridge, the bridge. A four- mile- wide nickel asteroid (which would mass about a *trillion*. But with only two airplane- mounted lasers, it instead instantly. Astronomers are very surprised.

Laser beams are easily visible in space. Incoming asteroids spend several minutes in Earth's atmosphere.

Asteroids made of softer or more volatile stuff than nickel will. Asteroids that land in the ocean will do no damage regardless of size. Asteroids are discovered by astronomers peering directly through. Whatever they see. Asteroid positions are reported in plainly audible 7. BPS Baudot. teletype signals.

Oddly, there will be no dog to be rescued at the last possible moment. Maybe only tornadoes and volcanoes come equipped with dogs. Would. you settle for goldfish?

Every time some guy walks into a bar, usually the hero, he gets into a. Usually right under a BUDWEISER sign (see "product placement"). Likelihood of fight increases if country music is playing in the background. Movie heroes in a bar will either order strong alcoholic drinks and. The latter will. always provoke sarcastic remarks and a fight will ensue. When men drink whiskey, it is always in a shot glass, and they always.

If they are wimps, they will gasp for air, then. If they are macho, they will wince briefly. A cup of black coffee/splash of cold water in face is enough to render.

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Radiation causes mutation not to your future children, but to you. Mutation is never immediately fatal, but first either. Interbreeding is genetically possible with any person or creature from. Newborn babies can babble, crawl, and hold their heads steady. People never cough, sneeze, blow their noses, or show any other. Only exception to the above is when they're dying.

A cough is a. symptom of terminal illness. Menstruation is an unknown phenomenon in movies. Female movie. characters are all immune from it. You can eat as much as you want in a film and you'll never EVER have to. Vomit is portrayed by distant toilet flush. Nobody ever throws- up on.

Evil geniuses who devise bombs to destroy things/people always have. Bombs always have big, blinking, beeping timer displays. Evil geniuses. who devise bombs to destroy things/people are always thoughtful enough to. LED) of how much time remains before. When you cut the wire to the detonator, the timer will stop. You will. not be able to do this, however, until only one second remains. All wires have different colors, so the hero can easily differentiate.

Bombs detonated with microwave ovens always explode 2 seconds after the. Under Siege"). Explosions always happen in slow motion. When an explosion occurs, make.

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Movie passengers either don't pay cabs at all, or have the exact change. Same is true in restaurants.

Checks are always designed to be 1. Movie people can get cabs instantly, unless they are in danger. Movie characters driving in the city will get to park wherever they like. When you are alone in the back seat of the car, make sure you sit in the. Sudden accelleration of a car (be it forwards, backwards, stopping. Be prepared. Each wheel is also fitted with a smoke device to.

Hollywood cars are also special: when. Pedestrians in Hollywood have the world's best reactions, so don't worry. Mr Pappodopolus is quite used to. There are always people carrying around large sheets of glass on the. The person behind the wheel is talking to and looking at their passenger. When Harry Met Sally").

Cars chasing each other in the middle of a city will not suffer enough. People being chased by a car will keep running down the middle. A car will always explode when shot at, unless the hero is driving it. When you drive a car, you can always recognize all the persons you know that. If someone has "fixed" the foot- brakes in the car, the driver never use. Watch Air India 182 Online Hoyts.

Cars often end up on cliff- edges with 2 wheels in the open air. The. good guys are saved just before the car falls over, the bad guys join. When a car falls off a cliff after a car chase, it usually explodes. When speeding cars hit a parked car, they fly up into the air while the.

After a car crash, no movie character ever sits and shakes for five. All cars seem to run on kerosene rather than gasoline (hence the. Watch steering wheels in movie cars, especially in "through the. Whenever you see someone driving, even on straight and smooth roads, they. The car doesn't swerve at all, of course. The amount of excess wheel- twisting.

Not only do movie cars always park right in front, but they are never locked. Even convertibles with their tops down, in NYC, are still there hours later. Movie cars have all excellent brakes and can come to a full stop from 8. MPH. (with loud screeches, even on dirt roads) in 2.

There's never an annoying wind disturbing the coiffures of convertible. There are no stop signs in movie land. Watch Jamie Marks Is Dead Youtube. Wherever you have to drive, no.

Film cars do not have inside rear- view mirrors. Most of them do, however. Film cars never start the first time when you're running away from. If there is a large bump in a downhill road, speeding cars will always. An interior view.

They will not be injured, even if they are not wearing safety belts. No. tire damage, broken axles, or suspension failures will occur as a result. The car will then execute a sharp left turn at the bottom. Watch The Recruit Online The Recruit Full Movie Online. Losing a hubcap at this point will be optional. Any time you see a really nice, snazzy foreign car or a great old car like. All too many times a Hollywood car chase will be interupted by the.